Today marks 40 Days Until Derby! Get excited.

Up until today, I hadn’t conquered one of my favorite places to spend Derby day – the infield. Yes, I am WAY too old to kick it in the infield now but some of my most favorite Derby’s were spent in the place where you’re lucky to glimpse a horse. Seriously though, if you’re going to the infield, do not expect to see a lot of horse racing. Instead plan on lots of debauchery, silly costumes and, if it rains, mud – lots of mud.

One of the things that gave me a serious case of the sads when I went to the infield, was seeing a group of girls all decked out in Derby gear. Hats, high heels, fancy dresses – the works. If you’re looking to get dolled up but want General Admission prices – pick the Paddock. The infield is more of a festival atmosphere without the bands – so keep your look casual.

Here’s a few more infield tips:
* Unless you’re doing something silly, leave the hat at home. The only hats in the infield are of the Dr. Seuss, Giant Derby Float motif.
* Do Not Wear Heels. I repeat, Do Not Wear Heels. They will for sure get ruined. Instead opt for sneakers (a pair you won’t cry over if they get dirty), flip flops (not my preference) or if the weather is gross, rain boots.
* Wear a comfortable, cool dress. You’re going to be on your feet (or sitting on the floor) all day so don’t bother with anything that’s too tight. Or opt for shorts and a tee.
* Seriously though, don’t worry about dressing up. Just don’t.
* Bring plenty of cash. Beer and food are expensive out there and ATM’s are no where close. Speaking of close, when you get that cash – keep it close.
* Bring Sun Screen. It’s a LONG day in the infield and the closest you’ll get to cover is the tunnel you walk through to get in. Throw some SPF in your bag so you don’t roast.
* Your cell-phone service will be spotty at best so make sure you pick a meeting time/place for your crew.
* And while we’re on the subject of not getting lost, have a Derby buddy. You don’t want to be out there, lone-wolfing it for hours at a time.
* Oh and be prepared for the madness that is the port-o-potty’s. It’s never pretty.

If you’ve got any more tips, leave ’em in the comments!